Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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