Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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