I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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