We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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