I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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