they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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