she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize
