remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
