Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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