I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
