all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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