we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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