Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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