I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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