Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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