Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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