Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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