Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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