So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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