Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
