The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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