her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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