so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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