This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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