I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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