Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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