Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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