quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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