There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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