I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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