I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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