on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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