is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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