some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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