I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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