My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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