thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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