I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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