I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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