On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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