I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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