So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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