nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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