please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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