If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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