My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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