My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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