Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
high people should be assigned attendants
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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