You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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