May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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