Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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